I may have spoiled a surprise in SHOW 6 by revealing that Patrick Apple-corn is wearing a dress. Disregard. He’s not wearing a dress under his bathrobe… no… he’s wearing… a chicken suit… yeah… a big chicken suit.He’s definitely not wearing a dress and I definitely didn’t spoil anything for you, the viewer at home. He is, however, eating a corn dog. A big, juicy corn dog with ketchup.
Hahahahahaha… Patrick Apple-corn is in a dress! Now that’s funny! There are three things which will trump all other comedy in my book and they are…* Chimps in human clothing* Orchestrated farts* Patrick wearing a dressHahaha! The only thing that would make this show better would be a chimp entering in a business suit and Andromeda giving us a symphony of farts. Speaking of chimps, Jensen just entered the booth. Nothing but love Jensen… you just happened to enter while […]
This is Chris Bell stepping in for Troy on the ol’ blog factory. You’ll have to give me a second to collect myself and eat my cheese sandwich. (Takes a bite of cheese sandwich) Mmmm… that’s some good cheese. Now wash it down with some keg beer. (Takes a drink of beer) Much better. Now lets be honest… I have no clue what’s going on. Megan Ahiers keeps looking at me like I’ve done something wrong. Like I should’ve been […]