Category Archives: John Q

Are they on the floor?


THE WONDERFUL OPAL PEACHEY INSTRUCTING HER ACTORS TO LIE DOWN ON THE FLOOR LETTING YOUR SKIN BECOME ONE WITH THE CARPET. JOHN Q SMITH HAS NO PROBLEM WITH THIS REQUEST. ROB BURGESS HAS NO QUALMS WITH THIS, “DID YOU SEE THE SHOW I WAS IN LAST NIGHT… STANDING THE ENTIRE TIME.” JOHN FARRAGE AND HIS CREW RECEIVE WORD THAT OPAL PEACHEY IS LETTING HER ACTORS LIE DOWN… “IF ANY OF YOU LIE DOWN I WILL KICK YOU IN THE STOMACH.” […]

Maple Bar


Our wonderful photographer for the first weekend is John Ulman! A quick fact about John: His favorite doughnut is the maple bar. This morning, as if having blindly reached onto the plate, he stated, “Good. My favorite is maple.” Ladies and gentlemen… JOHN ULMAN! 15 minutes to the actor draw… John Q and Rob Jones (actors) are standing next to me and feeling fine.